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SephieG Trainee Chef


Joined: 13 Jul 2007 Posts: 66
Location: Plymouth
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Posted: Wed Mar 19, 2008 6:08 pm Post subject: OK - I'll kick off with... |
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A milestone birthday was due
Boyfriend said "I've a treat planned for you"
So we walzed into town,
but with 'Tanner's' burning down
we went home for cuddles and stew.
Check out the link for more of the story...
http://foodservicemonthly.typepad...side/2008/02/fire-under-cont.html
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MissMuppet Admin


Joined: 29 Apr 2007 Posts: 1635
Location: Folkestone, Kent
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Posted: Wed Mar 19, 2008 7:49 pm Post subject: |
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Very good Sephie... our first entry!!  _________________ Positive Change |
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Davbro Demi Chef


Joined: 15 Aug 2007 Posts: 211
Location: South Wales
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Posted: Wed Mar 19, 2008 8:39 pm Post subject: |
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My Effort.
There was a young lady from Calne
Who went on a bus-trip to Sarn.
She drank too much beer,
Which made her feel queer,
So she went and was sick in the Tarn.
Explanations:
Calne is in Wiltshire
Sarn is in Wales
Tarn is a lake. |
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dingsy Moderator


Joined: 29 Apr 2007 Posts: 931
Location: Devon
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Posted: Thu Mar 20, 2008 8:08 am Post subject: |
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| Excellent quality so far. I'm mulling over my (banned), "There was a young lady from Folkestone", as it offers up some interesting rhymes! |
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Nannyp Moderator


Joined: 29 Apr 2007 Posts: 1405
Location: Vienne, France
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Posted: Thu Mar 20, 2008 2:47 pm Post subject: |
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Oh go on Elaine...who banned it??
| Quote: | There was a young chicken called Shorts,
Whose legs were all feather and coarse,
When drinking his water,
He totters and falters,
And ends up, on his bum in the gorse. |
(can't make a birthday/food connection with that one, as he isn't for eating and his birthday isn't mentioned)
 _________________ http://positivechange.myfreeforum.org/index.php
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dingsy Moderator


Joined: 29 Apr 2007 Posts: 931
Location: Devon
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Posted: Thu Mar 20, 2008 4:11 pm Post subject: |
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It's still good though.....  |
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frangipani Commis Chef


Joined: 29 Apr 2007 Posts: 186
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Posted: Fri Mar 21, 2008 11:51 am Post subject: |
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There was a young woman with cake
Who tried her hardest to keep wide awake
but at the sight of the moon
she started to swoon
and rather wished, instead, she'd had steak! |
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frangipani Commis Chef


Joined: 29 Apr 2007 Posts: 186
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Posted: Fri Mar 21, 2008 11:52 am Post subject: |
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Not fantastically good - but I wanted to join in! |
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MissMuppet Admin


Joined: 29 Apr 2007 Posts: 1635
Location: Folkestone, Kent
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Posted: Fri Mar 21, 2008 12:53 pm Post subject: |
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That's good Shona...
I don't think I'm even going to attempt one! _________________ Positive Change |
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Nannyp Moderator


Joined: 29 Apr 2007 Posts: 1405
Location: Vienne, France
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